Wednesday, May 18, 2011

To my dears

Dear baby-
please stop pooping so much. Your bum and I will thank you.
Love much,
Sick of wiping poo

Dear A,
It should go with out saying that one scoop of sour cream in your 1/2 cup of soup is enough.  You do not need two more scoops.  And, yes, 3 scoops of sour cream make your soup look gross.  Because it is.
You have to eat it now

Dear O,
I'm sorry you have asthma. It sucks, baby girl.  It truely does.  To agree with your statement: "I'm sick of this asthma" Me, too.  Me, too.
Your cough-hating mommy

Dear E,
The reason I want another daughter?  Hmmm...  Because boys don't call their moms every day.  Or, apparently, buy them birthday gifts after age 20.
Yes, I bought her a gift- you're welcome

Dear baby in my uterus,
Thank you for finally kicking hard enough to get passed that dang ol' anterior placenta.  I love to feel you move.

p.s. Please, please cooperate in two weeks for our anatomy scan.  We want to if you're a he or a she.

Dear Dishes in my Sink,
If you could please do yourself, that would be super.  I don't have time or energy to even give you more than a glance.  I'm sure there will be comments from the peanut gallery about you later, so if you could take care of this buisiness before 5:00 p.m., that would be swell, too.
Sick of it


Kristin said...

vqI love these posts - keep them coming!! :)

Erin said...

Girl, you are hilarious! I love these posts and could not agree more! Your one to E was especially funny because I am SO dang glad to know I'm not the only one!

Hope you are well!!!


d e v a n said...

My dishes need to do themselves too!