Dear Aunt Flow-
Seriously, just come already! Come or don't! make up your dang mind. Don't try to come a week early, then change your mind, the try to come again, then change your mind again. Its getting old. I'd really prefer if you didn't come for a visit for at least 9 mths. But, if you INSIST on coming this month- hurry up and get here. Don't dawdle. Just show up on time and leave when the visit is over. No lingering.