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I'm pretty sure that pregnancy announcements should NOT be allowed.


Or maybe, no announcements that are legible to me. Write it in Chinese, Arabic, or code or something. Or spoken in pig latin.


Wait, no.


Not Ever.


Okay, maybe not ever. Maybe just until I can "announce" mine in another manner that doesn't start with "its probably not going to last, but...."



Until then, no announcements.